“Why me? I’m nobody! I’m the supervisor of a Nerd Herd at a Buy More. Maybe one day I’ll be assistant store manager and I don’t even know if I...
I mean because here’s the thing. Superhuman good looks, I’ve always had them. Born with it.
teamfreekickass:
syrensphynxwitchtier: ishaloveshardcore: slowlydescending: ...
syrensphynxwitchtier:
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ishaloveshardcore:
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#you gonna play nice now?#walk in front of the car we’ll see #wow sugar puss you’ve certainly been a busy little bee #she’s a keeper ...
fujiidom:
i hope everyone currently obsessing over olympic gymnastics has already seen stick it
(via mattysaracen)
fucking love stick it.